Friends (TV Series)
The Last One (2004)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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Joey Tribbiani : Hey hey hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Dr. Ross Geller : We uh, you know, we worked things out.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
Dr. Ross Geller : Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
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Rachel : [Rachel enters] I just dropped Emma off at my mother's.
Joey Tribbiani : You're not taking her with you?
Rachel : [Referring to Ross] No, we decided I'd go first and set everything up and my mom would bring Emma on Sunday.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : Wow eight hour flight a one year old? Good luck, mom.
Rachel : Are you kidding? Eight hour flight with my mom talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma.
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Joey : [Chick Jr and Duck Jr are trapped in the Foosball table] Does that mean we're gonna have to bust it open?
Chandler : I don't know. Maybe.
Joey : Oh my God!
Chandler : I know, it's the Foosball table.
Joey : All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like what I'd have said in that Sci-Fi movie if I'd gotten the part: "Those are our men in there, and we have to get 'em out. Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life... my time machine."
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Ross Geller : [Looking around the empty apartment] Wow.
Rachel Green : I know, it seems smaller somehow.
Joey : [Confused] Has it always been purple?
Chandler : [to the twin babies] Look around you guys. This was your first home, and it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter; but more important, because of rent control it was a friggin' steal!
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Joey Tribbiani : It's like I would have said in that science fiction movie if I'd have gotten the part "our men are in there and we have to get them out, even if I have to sacrifice my most precious thing in the world, my time machine"
Chandler : Did that movie ever get made?
Joey Tribbiani : It did not.
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Joey Tribbiani : You've got to think about last night the way she does, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : But she'll never know how he feels
Joey Tribbiani : Maybe that's ok maybe it's better this way now you can move on you've been trying to for so long and now you're on different continents maybe you can actually do it: finally get over her
Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah, that's true except I don't want to get over her
Joey Tribbiani : [Surprised] What?
Dr. Ross Geller : I want to be with her
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : Really?
Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah I'm going to go after her
Joey Tribbiani : What'd think she'll say?
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : My cab's downstairs I'll drive you to the airport
Dr. Ross Geller : [to everybody] Ok wish me luck you guys
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Dr. Ross Geller : [Referring to Rachel in the coffee shop] And then she said "it was the "perfect way to say goodbye"
Joey Tribbiani : What'd you say?
Dr. Ross Geller : Nothing what'd you say to that
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : You've got to tell her how you feel
Dr. Ross Geller : No way
Joey Tribbiani : You can't just give up, is that what a dinosaur would do?
Dr. Ross Geller : What?
Joey Tribbiani : Dude I'm just trying to speak your language
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : She doesn't know you want to get back together if she did she might differently she might not even go
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Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : What are you working on?
Joey Tribbiani : It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : [Pointing to a big smudge on the poster] Is that the baby?
Joey Tribbiani : No, I sat on the paint.
Mike Hannigan : [Mike enters in] Hey.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : What'd you have there?
Mike Hannigan : It's a welcome home poster for the baby it'd be a lot better but I didn't have enough time to work on it.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : [Mike unrolls the poster and shows everyone] Honey that's gorgeous.
Joey Tribbiani : [Jealous tone and facial expression to Mike] You know the baby can't read.
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Joey Tribbiani : [Ross enters] Did you talk to Rachel?
Dr. Ross Geller : No, I didn't and I'm not going to.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : Why not?
Dr. Ross Geller : Because she's just going to shoot me down you guys saw what happened with Gunther that did not look like fun.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean his more sexier in an obvious way you have relationship with her you slept together last night.
Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah and she still wants to go it's pretty clear where she is, even I were to tell her I don't have to do it now I'll be seeing her again we've got time.
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : No, you don't she's going to Paris and she's going to meet somebody do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's a city of Gunthers.
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Monica : [Monica enters carrying one of the babies] Hey.
Chandler : [Chandler enters carrying the other baby] Hey.
Dr. Ross Geller : Awkward question: the hospital knows you took two right?
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : What kind of twins are they?
Monica : [Referring to the baby she's carrying] This one's a boy the baby Chandler's carrying is a girl.
Chandler : Her name is Erica.
Joey Tribbiani : That pregnant girl's name is Erica.
Chandler : It's a shame the two of you didn't get to spend more together.
Monica : [to Ross] We named the boy "Jack" after dad.
Dr. Ross Geller : His going to be so happy.
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Monica : I'm so glad you got to see the babies
Rachel : I'm just sorry I won't be around to see you guys try to handle this I love you all so much
Rachel : [to Ross] I just want you to know last night I'll never forget it
Dr. Ross Geller : [They hug and Rachel leaves] Neither will I
Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan : [to Ross] You just let her go?
Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah
Joey Tribbiani : Maybe that's for the best