Frasier (TV Series)

To Kill a Talking Bird (1997)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Niles : And we conclude our little tour back here in the living room.

  Daphne Moon : It's very posh.

  Martin : Niles, why a bed in the living room?

  Niles : That's not a bed, dad. It's an antique fainting couch.

  Daphne Moon : My goodness, they had furniture for everything back then, didn't they!

• Daphne Moon : Oh dear, your chair's got another big rip in the bottom.

  Martin : Where?

  [spots it] 

  Martin : Oh! Hand me my re-upholstery kit, would you?

  [Daphne throws him a large roll of duct tape] 

  Martin : Thanks.

• Daphne Moon : That's a lovely building. I've only been there once, applying for a job.

  Niles : I can't imagine anyone turning down a chance to hire you.

  Daphne Moon : I hope you're right, I haven't heard yet. Well, goodnight!

  Martin : [She leaves to her bedroom. The three Crane men look unsettled]  Hey, Frasier, you don't...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, just relax, Dad. It's just her way of angling for more vacation time.

  Martin : What if she isn't?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, they'd still have to call me for a reference. Either way, she's not going anywhere.