Frasier (TV Series)
The Bad Son (2000)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, look. Broken pieces of pottery.
Daphne Moon : That's peanut brittle. I made it myself.
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[Frasier enters the apartment soaking wet, and with a shredded umbrella]
Martin Crane : Wow. Frasier, what happened?
Dr. Frasier Crane : What happened? I went six months without replacing my pollen filter in my car, so it was in the shop. Couldn't get a cab, so I took the bus home. Which splashed me! And I fell down, missed my stop, and had to walk home ten blocks in this downpour!
Dr. Niles Crane : [aghast] You went *six months* without changing your pollen filter?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : So you're suggesting that I go crawling back to Dad, beg him to let me take him to the basketball game, use him to meet a pretty girl, and sit through a sport I loathe.
Dr. Niles Crane : All right, I see your point.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No, I'm just trying to get the sequence right.
[gets up]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Dad?
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[Frasier regrets not speaking with a pretty woman he saw on the bus, but recalls overhearing where she works]
Dr. Niles Crane : Well then, what are you waiting for? Seize the day! You think I got together with Daphne by just sitting around? Take a chapter from *my* book.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Exactly what chapter would that be?
Dr. Niles Crane : ...The last chapter.