Frasier (TV Series)

The Apparent Trap (1999)

Trevor Einhorn: Frederick Crane

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Quotes 

• Frederick : That's your guy, you've just escaped from an intergalactic, maximum security prison pod.

  Niles : Like they could hold me.

• Frederick : I'm saving the universe. Do you want to help?

  Niles : I wouldn't know where to begin.

• Frederick : But all my friends have minibikes.

  Lilith : Yes, and if all of your friends decided to enter a Level 4 biohazard area without their environmental containment suits, would you do that too?

• [Niles is playing a video game and Freddy is watching] 

  Frederick : Wow, I didn't know you could die in the training room.

• Frederick : I'm going to go call my friends. I love you.

  [exits] 

  Lilith : I don't understand, I was so sure.

  Frasier : Oh gee, don't be so tough on yourself, Lilith. After all, what parent doesn't at one time or another completely obliterate their child's chances of ever trusting another human being? Oh well, there he is. Telling his friends that all of his dreams have come true.

  Lilith : Unless that's what he wants us to think?

  Frasier : When will you stop?

  Frederick : [Lilith puts the phone on speaker to listen in on Frederick's call]  It worked! All I did was tap into my parents' feelings of inadequacy and they crumbled.

  Frederick's friend : What does that mean?

  Frederick : I'm getting a minibike.

  Lilith : Frederick.

  Frederick : Uh-oh!

  [hangs up]