Frasier (TV Series)

The Apparent Trap (1999)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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Quotes 

• [Niles and Lilith see each other for the first time after their fling] 

  Frasier : It happened, take from it what you can learn, move on.

  Niles : Well, I learned if you kiss her too fast you get an ice-cream headache.

  Lilith : You also learned that I have twice your upper body strength, so shut your pie hole.

• Frederick : That's your guy, you've just escaped from an intergalactic, maximum security prison pod.

  Niles : Like they could hold me.

• Niles : What's this about?

  Lilith : Well, it's about an attraction that I thought was over and now I'm beginning to think, maybe it's not.

  Niles : Usually in my dreams, this is where I try to run and can't.

• Frederick : I'm saving the universe. Do you want to help?

  Niles : I wouldn't know where to begin.

• [Lilith begins to play a video game that Niles has been unsuccessful at, Lilith gets into the first room] 

  Niles : Wow, I didn't know there was a door there.

• Daphne : Beautiful job carving that turkey, Dr. Crane.

  Niles : Well, I picked up a thing or two in medical school. In case you're wondering, this bird appears to have died of a massive head trauma.

• Lilith : This isn't about you, you egomaniac. It's about Frasier. I think he wants us together again.

  Niles : He knows how I feel about you.

  Lilith : Not US! Me and Frasier! Is there a chair here I could talk to?