Frasier (TV Series)

Our Parents, Ourselves (1999)

Phil Donahue: Larry

Quotes 

• [Sophie wants to invite some of her friends over to her husband's Super Bowl party] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Larry, I gotta tell you, I'm afraid I side with your wife on this one.

  Larry : That just proves you don't know the first thing about football.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What I do or do not know about football has...

  Larry : OK, how's this: My wife's friends can come over if you can answer even one little football question. Like...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Now, I don't see that that's in any...

  Larry : You're down by six, you're on your own forty, three seconds left, what do you do?

  [Roz gets his attention] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, all right, you would...

  [She holds up two telephone handsets] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You would take your receivers...

  [she lines them up] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : And line them up...

  [she mimes throwing] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : And then throw a pass.

  [big throw] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : A long, long pass.

  Larry : Yeah, and what's the name for that?

  [Roz kneels, crosses herself, and prays heavenward with an innocent look on her face] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : A Hail Mary.

  [Roz gives him the thumbs up] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Sophie and Larry, I hope you enjoy the game. In the meanwhile, this is Coach Crane saying, I'm listening.