Frasier (TV Series)

Miss Right Now (2004)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : I guess he's got the fast food bug.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : And which one would that be? E. coli?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Now, keep an open mind. After all, we've embraced the peasant cuisine of Italy and France, why shun the peasants in our own back yard?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You've changed, Niles.

  Daphne Moon : He hasn't changed that much. He sent back his Big Slurp.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : And, truth be told, I'm not sure why I'm so obsessed with her, I barely even know her. Niles, listen, is it possible that this is just a case of transference?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, interesting. Uh, hmm... a matchmaker's not unlike a therapist. You confide in them, seek guidance. It's only natural you'd develop a little crush on her.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, precisely! Now, how many times has a patient fallen for you?

  Dr. Niles Crane : ...You first.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, don't be such a baby. This is not a competition.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Eleven.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Thirteen. You know, this is really a weight of my shoulders. It's just simple transference. Thank you, Niles.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [rising]  Yes, well, I'm glad to be of help. You know, when I said eleven earlier, actually I...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [laughing]  Too late, Niles, off you go.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : What the hell are you two doing here?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well, we came to cheer you up with some late night fast food.

  [He holds out a bag] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : If anything's gonna make you forget a woman, it's a big Double Juicy.

  Daphne Moon : Please, take it. If you don't, he will. I've created a monster. He's already had two chimichangas and a You Ain't Nothin' But a Corndog.

  Dr. Niles Crane : All for less than

  [uncomfortable burp] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : four dollars. Where has this food been all my life?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : On the end of a coroner's artery scraper!