Frasier (TV Series)

Match Game (2004)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [on trying a matchmaker]  So I gave her the money and I filled out the questionnaire.

  Roz Doyle : You fudged a little bit on your answers, right?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, of course not. Why would I?

  Roz Doyle : Because nobody's honest on those things. There's a code people use. Like "mature" means old, "athletic" means flat- chested, and, uh... oh, "not model thin" means circus fat.

• Harvest : A natural childbirth needn't be painful.

  Roz Doyle : It needn't be, but it be.

  Daphne Moon : How painful?

  Roz Doyle : Would you have a tooth pulled without Novocaine?

  Daphne Moon : No.

  Roz Doyle : Well, a tooth is ONLY this big.

  Harvest : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to be emotionally present for the birth of your baby. But I see that you just want somebody to dope you up, strap you down, and yank it out.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, don't go.

  Daphne Moon : Yes, our friend was just leaving.

  Roz Doyle : All right. You're right, I'm sorry. This is a private matter.

  [strokes Daphne's head supportively] 

  Roz Doyle : You need to do what's right for you.

  [Daphne nods, smiling - and Roz yanks a hair out of her head] 

  Daphne Moon : Ow!

  Roz Doyle : Times a million.