Frasier (TV Series)

Freudian Sleep (2004)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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• Martin Crane : [putting a stop to Frasier, Niles and Daphne arguing with each other]  What the hell is going on here?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Dad, it's this infernal mountain air. It's giving us all nightmares.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : All of you?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Daphne dreamed that she was terminally fat, Niles that he was going to be a bad parent, and... well, at least mine arose from a real problem, the fact that I will always be alone.

  [They start to talk over each other again] 

  Martin Crane : Oh, geez, we come up here to relax, and you're arguing about your dreams?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Well, dreams that reveal genuine anxieties, which...

  Martin Crane : Blah, blah, blah.

  [to Daphne] 

  Martin Crane : You're going to lose your looks? Happens to everyone.

  [to Frasier] 

  Martin Crane : You're afraid you're going to end up alone? You'll still have your family.

  [to Niles] 

  Martin Crane : You're afraid you're going to be a bad father? Join the club. Now just clam it up and go to bed.

  [Martin leaves] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : You know, I'm starting to regret inviting him up here.

• Martin Crane : You want to come with us?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No thanks, Paw... I'm fixing to get me some vittles!

  Ronee Lawrence : Is he going to talk hillbilly all weekend?

  Martin Crane : That's nothing, you should hear him during Renaissance Week.