Fawlty Towers (TV Series)
Basil the Rat (1979)
Brian Hall: Terry
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Quotes
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[Terry is examining a piece of possibly-poisoned veal the cat had been chewing on]
Terry : Right! Now, how's the cat?
Basil Fawlty : [Incredulously] How's the c...? How's the cat? We're about to take the life of a public health inspector and you want to know "how's the cat"? IT'S GONE TO LONDON TO SEE THE QUEEN! What're we going to do?
Polly : [bringing in the cat] He's fine!
Terry : Great!
Basil Fawlty : [leaping about hysterically] HOORAY! HOORAY! THE CAT LIVES! THE CAT LIVES! LONG LIVE THE CAT! What are we going to DO?
Terry : Mr. Fawlty - if the cat is all right, that means that slice is all right.
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Terry : I HAVEN'T MADE ANY BLEEDIN' RATATOUILLE!
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Terry : What the eye don't see, the chef gets away with.
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Mr. Carnegie : I couldn't help noticing you had some veal over here...
Basil Fawlty : Veal?
Sybil Fawlty : Yes, it's Dutch.
Basil Fawlty : Well, it's not Dutch, actually. It's, uh, Norwegian.
Sybil Fawlty : Norwegian?
Basil Fawlty : Yes. Not the absolute apex, quite honestly.
Sybil Fawlty : Terry, the veal is Dutch, isn't it?
Terry : Norwegian, Mrs. Fawlty.
Mr. Carnegie : I've been in this business 20 years, I've never heard of Norwegian veal.
Basil Fawlty : Well, they've only just branched into it. You know, I don't think it's a winner, frankly, more of a veal substitute. It's got a lot of air pockets in it, that sort of thing.
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Polly : He must have escaped, Mr Fawlty, and come back.
Basil Fawlty : Come back?
Polly : They home.
Basil Fawlty : Oh, I see. He's a homing rat, is he?
Terry : Oh, yeah. Rats are amazing creatures, Mr. Fawlty. I read about one once. His owner had gone down to Penzance...
Basil Fawlty : Yes, yes. I read about that. When the chef got filleted with his own carving knife?
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Basil Fawlty : Terry, this kitchen is filthy!
Terry : Filthy Towers, eh?
Basil Fawlty : Now, look...
Terry : All kitchens are filthy, Mr. Fawlty. In fact, the better the kitchen, the filthier it is. Have you ever read George Orwell's experiences at Maxim's in Paris?
Basil Fawlty : No, do you have a copy? I'll read it out in court.