- Janet Druce: [referring to an inheritance] As soon as I found out, I made up my mind- I'm going to give it all away.
- Donald Druce: Oh, CRUMBS!
- Janet Druce: Look, you don't understand Donald- I'm giving it all to *you*!
- Patrick Floyd: Perhaps you like dogs?
- Father Brown: Well, I do as long as they're not spelled backward.
- Patrick Floyd: Pardon me?
- Father Brown: Well, some people treat a D-O-G as if it were a G-O-D.