Family Guy (TV Series)
The Perfect Castaway (2005)
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, John Herbert, Michael Moore, TV Announcer #3
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Hey, hey! I got an idea! Let's play "I Never..." Y-you gotta drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland Brown : Oh, I got one. I never slept with a woman with the lights on.
[Peter, Joe, and Quagmire drink]
Joe Swanson : I'll go next. Uh, I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
[Cleveland and Quagmire drink]
Peter Griffin : Uh, all right, let's see. Uh... I never did a chick in a Logan Airport bathroom.
[Quagmire drinks. Several minutes later, we see lots of empty beer bottles in front of Quagmire]
Peter Griffin : God. Let's see. What else is there? Um... I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.
Glenn Quagmire : Oh, God!
[takes a swig]
Joe Swanson : I, uh... I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
Glenn Quagmire : Oh, come on!
[takes another drink]
Peter Griffin : Um, I never did the same thing, but with someone from JoAnn Fabrics.
Glenn Quagmire : Oh, God, this is ridiculous!
[takes a drink and gets knocked out]
Peter Griffin : Oh, boy, he's out cold. Hey, let's write on him!
[Peter, Joe, and Cleveland giggle]