- Paul Forbes: Look, I don't know whether you are going to believe a single word of what I am about to say, but nevertheless I am determined to say it. And I guess you can think whatever you want to think, but at least I will have said it.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: I hope the concerto is shorter than the fanfare.
- Leroy Johnson: So don't go tellin' me what's good for me and what ain't.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: 'Isn't', not 'ain't.
- Leroy Johnson: Come on, don't fuss with me, woman, I'm on my free period.
- Elizabeth Sherwood: Sorry, English teachers never rest.