- Bieke: [closing lines] I've dropped off grandpa at the airport.
- Dimitri: And where's he off to? Tenerife, right? Hahaha.
- Marc: Uh, yes.
- Dimitri: Hahaha! What?
- Pascale: What's wrong?
- Dimitri: My mother's going there, too.
- Pascale: Oscar, do something.
- Oscar: [his last lines ever; puts platter in Xavier's hands, pushes Marc; abandons his family, turns antagonist] You gotta be kidding me. Take this right here. Out of the way. Guys, if you need me I'm in Tenerife.
- Pascale: [disbelief] Oscar?
- Doortje: [opening lines, Doortje is doing a crossword in her office] Not active. Five letters...
- Georgette: Lazy!
- Doortje: That's four letters.
- [is aware of Georgette's presence]
- Georgette: Is this the best you can do?
- Doortje: Ms. De Tremmerie. You always come over unannounced.
- Georgette: Better yet. I'm always in time to see what I need to see. Where's Dimitri?
- Doortje: He's out. He tows a broken down car.
- Georgette: At least you can pretend you're working. What do the customers think of that?
- Doortje: This is the first time I've been doing a crossword and...
- Georgette: Right. There are no customers anymore. That'll change. It is high time that I intervene or Dimitri will soon be out of business.
- Doortje: Ms. De Tremmerie, I...
- Georgette: That's the least you can say. Do you have any idea how much you cost him each month? It's not surprising he asks me to advance some money.
- Doortje: Ms. De Tremmerie, the figures indicate that...
- Georgette: Shut up. You're much too young to lecture me. From now on, you can lecture all you want at home. Get your stuff.
- Doortje: You're throwing me out?
- Georgette: You're more clever than I thought.
- Doortje: Dimitri would never approve it.
- Georgette: You think so? Personnel that doesn't render is redundant. Get out of here.
- Doortje: I'll go to the union.
- Georgette: The union of undeclared workers, right? Wouldn't you just go to your husband and your little boy?
- Doortje: Whose godfather is still your son.
- Georgette: That isn't the only mistake he made in his life.
- Doortje: No, his biggest mistake is that he's stuck with such a monster!
- Georgette: What? Get out of here, piece of work. Out!
- [Doortje runs off, Dimitri arrives]
- Dimitri: Doortje? I'll give you two guesses whose father I've helped.
- Doortje: And I'll give you two guesses whose mother came to visit!
- Dimitri: [he scares himself to death] Mom!
- Amedee: Your sofa is sagging. Is it because of Bieke's new boyfriend?
- Pascale: Oscar went through it.
- Amedee: You have to learn to control your passion, Oscar.
- Pascale: Passion? He was replacing a lamp in our chandelier.
- Oscar: I gave training in plaster for two weeks.
- Amedee: How's your "cafe team" doing?
- Oscar: We're doing fine.
- Amedee: So still last.
- Oscar: We've scored three more goals than last season.
- Pascale: That brings the annual total to five.
- Amedee: Five? Congratulations. And that's why you wouldn't take over my butcher shop?
- Oscar: We've been discussing this a thousand times, dad.
- Amedee: I wanted to make sure you hadn't lost count.
- [Oscar pumps up his ball as Bieke and Marc enter the living room]
- Bieke: This is my boyfriend. Marc.
- Amedee: You've made an excellent choice, young man.
- Oscar: [cynical] He sure has, yes.
- Marc: Pleased to meet you, Mr. Crucke senior.
- Amedee: Never say that again. It reminds me of the fact there's still a junior around.
- Pascale: Pa. Marc is studying to be a doctor.
- Amedee: Really? I can't stand doctors. Without them I would never have known I had hay fever.
- Bieke: He works for a free radio station as well.
- Amedee: Then you must have a colorful voice? Open your mouth.
- [he pulls multiple colorful ribbons out of Marc's mouth]
- Bieke: Grandpa's a magician in his spare time. He can make everything disappear.
- Oscar: Except himself.
- Marc: Have you been doing this for a long time, Mr Crucke?
- Oscar: As long as I know him.
- Marc: I've heard that magic is based on psychology and intelligence.
- Amedee: No, kid. Magic is to take advantage of people's stupidity.
- [he pulls off another trick]
- Oscar: There we go. Trick with the red cloth...
- Amedee: Blow it.
- [Marc blows it]
- Amedee: Blow it again.
- [the cloth is gone]
- Amedee: In my butcher shop I used to do this with sausages and cutlets.
- Pascale: Here we are. Your favorite cake.
- Oscar: Pascale, you know I don't like Creme au Beurre.
- Pascale: Not yours. Pa's.
- Amedee: Oscar, you dont' know what's good. How Pascale has been able to hold out with you is a mystery to me. Bieke, you should rehearse a lot before taking the big step.
- Bieke: [to Marc] Well, you can stay during weekends from now on.
- Oscar: Why would he?
- Amedee: Oscar. You ask the same stupid questions as when you were little.
- Oscar: Bea*trijs*. Answer him.
- Bieke: Well, I want to try and see if it becomes a rut as quickly as it did with you and mom.
- Pascale: Bieke...
- Marc: Bieke doesn't mean it that way.
- Bieke: Yes I do. We can't talk quietly anywhere, can we?
- Oscar: Right. Quiet talk, huh?
- Marc: You misunderstood.
- Amedee: Oscar, don't be so jealous.
- Oscar: For the last time. I'm against orgies.
- Amedee: Old fashioned. That is what you are. These young people are more active than you. That's all.
- Oscar: Pascale, why don't you say something?
- Pascale: [she recites his father] They are more active than you. That's all.
- [Oscar madly pumps up his ball]
- Amedee: There's a hole in your ball.
- Oscar: [angry] Yes! I know!
- Amedee: It's alright. When my car is ready, I'm leaving.
- Bieke: Won't you stay longer?
- Amedee: No. That's not good for your father's health. I undermine his authority.
- Pascale: Which authority?
- Oscar: [the last ever famous "Pascaleke begint nie" catchphrase] Pascaleke, begint nie.