- [Marie has given a speech about pushing Robert into marriage]
- Amy MacDougall: [Turning to Debra] Did she do this to you?
- Debra Barone: Honey, this is only the beginning!
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: I loved it when my mother said: "I'm a mother, you are my business!" You know what we're waiting for Ma? Your "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE".
- Debra Barone: You're dancing with me today, Jerkwad!
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: You haven't called me that since our wedding!
- [the Reverend has begun the wedding ceremony]
- Reverend Stevens: If anyone has any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace.
- Marie Barone: Excuse me, I need to say something
- [all stare at Marie in horror]
- [Marie has interupted the service]
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: [whispered to Robert] Did you bring your gun?