Everwood (TV Series)

The Great Doctor Brown (2002)

Chris Pratt: Bright Abbott

Quotes 

• Bright Abbott : [to Ephram]  Well, howdy, loser.

  Ephram Brown : You guys choreograph the bathroom-stall exit and I'm the loser?

  Bright Abbott : I see you're still getting cozy with my little sis. I told you once, she's spoken for.

  Ephram Brown : Spoken for? Hey, Bright, the '50s called. They want their lingo back.

  Bright Abbott : As soon as Colin finds out about you, he's gonna kick your sorry ass.

  Ephram Brown : I figure I might have a slight advantage over him seeing as I'm conscious.

  Bright Abbott : Watch what you say, little man. Another comment, Colin won't be the only one in a coma.

  Ephram Brown : Statistically, I'm not little, but according to every chart, I've seen you're still a moron.

  Bright Abbott : Oh, you may think I'm a moron. You may be right. When it comes to my sister Amy, I'm a genius and she's playing you, dude. Soon as she gets your daddy fixing up Colin, she's not even going to look at you. Just remember I said that.