Even Stevens (TV Series)

Sibling Rivalry (2001)

Gary LeRoi Gray: Nelson Minkler

Quotes 

• Donnie Stevens : Do you wanna come to my date with me to translate?

  Nelson Minkler : You want me to come to your date with you? But what if she says something, you know, personal?

  Donnie Stevens : Uh... Well, you can still translate, just plug your ears.

• Nelson Minkler : [to Sandrine, in french about Donnie]  He has the intelligence of a buttered croissant.