Even Stevens (TV Series)
Family Picnic (2000)
Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens
Quotes
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Louis Stevens : I came to tell you that I can't.
Steve Stevens : Can't what?
Louis Stevens : Can't, uh... can't, uh... can't, uh... Wait! Can't wait to win the race tomorrow! Yeah!
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Steve Stevens : [at the family picnic, Louis is in an event where all the other kids are toddlers] How do you feel, son?
Louis Stevens : Well, I kind of feel like - like I'm the only one in this race that knows their time tables.
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Alan Twitty : [Louis is practicing for the family picnic races, holding an egg on a spoon while walking home with Twitty and Tawny] Do you actually have to take this seriously?
Louis Stevens : My dad bought me a $400 racing spoon, man.
Alan Twitty : Aren't picnics supposed to be fun?
Louis Stevens : Fun? Are you kidding? I have nightmares of showing up at the race naked. And that's fine, it's just, I don't have any spoon.
Tawny Dean : Then why do it?
Alan Twitty : Yeah, Louis, why?
Louis Stevens : Well, it's hard to explain. I'm a Stevens, and we have a motto, you know: You dream it, you scheme it, and you cream it.