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The Bat Mitzvah (2005)
Johnny Drama:
One day you're lighting up in front of a dozen adults at a Bat Mitzvah, the next your cruisin' down Santa Monica Boulevard offering handjobs for a crack rock.
James Cameron: Fucking actors, they never know when they're miked. It was weird, on "True Lies," it was Tom Arnold that said he was gonna be governor.
Johnny Drama: Do you know how much food is gonna be at this thing? You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before fucking a supermodel.
Turtle: If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night.
Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Eric Murphy: He disappeared with Sloan.
Johnny Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton.
Turtle: It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns, when you shouldn't have been in the ring in the first place.
Eric Murphy: Amazing. Eventually you won't even need actors, right?
James Cameron: In five years we won't.
[Eric's face drops]
James Cameron: Kidding!
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James Cameron: Fucking actors, they never know when they're miked. It was weird, on "True Lies," it was Tom Arnold that said he was gonna be governor.
Johnny Drama: Do you know how much food is gonna be at this thing? You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before fucking a supermodel.
Turtle: If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night.
Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Eric Murphy: He disappeared with Sloan.
Johnny Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton.
Turtle: It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns, when you shouldn't have been in the ring in the first place.
Eric Murphy: Amazing. Eventually you won't even need actors, right?
James Cameron: In five years we won't.
[Eric's face drops]
James Cameron: Kidding!
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