The Ellen Show (TV Series)

Missing the Bus (2001)

Emily Rutherfurd: Catherine Richmond

Quotes 

• Ellen Richmond : The other day I found the garbage in the freezer!

  Catherine Richmond : Well mom puts it in there so that it won't smell.

  Ellen Richmond : I guess that explains why the garbage men all press it up against their faces in the morning. But then explain why yesterday I found the dishwasher full of cans of soda...

  Catherine Richmond : Oh, well mom runs them through the short cycle to sanitize the tops.

  Ellen Richmond : And that would explain the scalding hot diet coke I drank yesterday.

  Catherine Richmond : Well, just do what I do, and put a few cans in the trash at night, and by morning they'll be nice and frosty!