- Dr. Robert Romano: This department is a money pit!
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: We have more people coming through the door everyday and we're legally obligated to treat them.
- Dr. Robert Romano: Which is why we should grab some wood, nail the entrance shut, and paint "Go Away" in big letters.
- Frank Martin: How's the arm?
- Dr. Robert Romano: Gone. How's the prostate?
- Frank Martin: About the size of your head. I'm up four times a night to pee. What's with the beard?
- Dr. Robert Romano: I hear the ladies like it.
- Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Dr. Romano, you're back.
- Dr. Robert Romano: Yeah, try to hide your wild enthusiasm at my return. I find overt displays of emotion embarrassing.