The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Treasure of Hazzard (1980)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• The Balladeer : Y'all ever hear of Murphy's Law? Well, in Hazzard we got Enos' Law. If anything can go wrong, he'll be right smack-dab in the middle of it. And on the other hand, there's Daisy's Law. Which could be depended upon to veto Enos' Law.

• The Balladeer : [Dukes rescuing twins after their canoe capsized after being run over]  Come on, Sam, give me your hand, I'll get you aboard. Get up here, sweetheart. There you go. That was great.

  Luke Duke : [to Gerry]  Give me your hand, I'll help you aboard.

  The Balladeer : Whoa, Sam!

  [whoops, claps hands] 

  Gerry McCobb : [very wet]  Thanks. Only I ain't Sam. She is.

  [points] 

  The Balladeer : There's just gotta be some ways to tell all you two apart.

  Sam McCobb : There is. Only we ain't got time to show you now. We got a score to settle with them varmints.