- Constable Benton Fraser: [Ray and Fraser are waiting for the ship they are on to be in Canadian waters so Ray can throw a gun to Fraser to legally use. As they enter the water, Ray tosses the gun and Fraser catches it and prepares to shoot] Right now my friend, you're in the dominion of Canada.
- Harding Welsh: [In the morgue. Mort jokes about cutting a map that has been carved on a dead guy's chest off and as a result, Turnbull faints] Is he all right?
- Margaret Thatcher: [busy looking at the map on the dead guy's chest] With Turnbull, one can never tell.
- Francesca Vecchio: [Frannie and Meg are interviewing a suspect and Frannie is messing up the words] And were not playing games ash tray!
- John Thomas: Ash tray?
- Margaret Thatcher: Were here to get some information and we're gonna get that information!
- John Thomas: Get out of my face.
- Francesca Vecchio: You know, you-you-you don't seem to understand that there are people out there that we care about, hair bottle!
- John Thomas: Hair bottle?
- Francesca Vecchio: And we're not gonna let a little piece of melon like you get in our way. Do you understand?
- John Thomas: Melon?
- Margaret Thatcher: You know what she means.
- John Thomas: No I don't. Melon? Ash tray? Hair bottle? What kind of a talk is this? Is this some kind of a code?