- Fraser: Who the hell are you?
- Ray Vecchio: What? Quit kidding around; you know who I am!
- Fraser: Who the hell am I?
- Ray Vecchio: ...Oh dear.
- Ray Vecchio: Your name is Constable Benton Fraser.
- Fraser: So that's F-R-A-S-I-E-R?
- Ray Vecchio: No, that's F-R-A-S-E-R.
- Fraser: And you are...?
- Ray Vecchio: Ray.
- Fraser: Ah. R-A-Y?
- Ray Vecchio: Yeah, yeah.
- Fraser: Hold on a second. That woman looked straight at me.
- Ray Vecchio: So?
- Fraser: Well, Ray, for a Muslim woman to make direct eye contact with a strange man, it violates a deep cultural tradition.
- Ray Vecchio: Fraser, I don't think that's a violation under the Illinois Criminal Code.
- [a robbery alarm sounds down the street]
- Fraser: That is!
- Elaine Besbriss: [on the radio] Ray, it's Elaine. I've got bad news; nothing on the van.
- Ray Vecchio: I was afraid of that.
- Elaine Besbriss: I thought you'd want to know, Welsh's temperature is rising by the minute. How are you doing with Benton?
- Ray Vecchio: [sarcastically] Great, makin' a lot of progress.
- Fraser: Can I ask you something?
- Ray Vecchio: Yeah.
- Fraser: What the hell kinda name is 'Benton', anyway?
- Ray Vecchio: [sighing] This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
- Ray Vecchio: Did you get anything on that license plate? One letter, even?
- Fraser: No.
- Ray Vecchio: You remember this car?
- Fraser: Can't say as I do.
- Ray Vecchio: A beauty like this is one in a million.
- [flashback to 'The Man Who Knew Too Little' and the fate of Ray's first car]
- Ray Vecchio: It's irreplaceable. And thanks to you, it got blown up... TWICE.