Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

The Amazing Colossal Duckman (1996)

Jason Alexander: Eric Duckman

Quotes 

• [Duckman's body is growing as a result of a glandular problem] 

  Eric Duckman : Help me, Doc. Something strange is happening to my body.

  Dr. Ben Stein : Mr. Duckman, as I explained to you before, those are called "erections".