Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Ride the High School (1994)

Gregg Berger: Cornfed Pig, Geometry teacher

Quotes 

• Cornfed Pig : Sometimes during an electrical storm, I can see in five dimensions.

  [Duckman, Bernice, Charles and Mambo stare at him] 

  Cornfed Pig : Why are the sixty of you staring at me like that?

• Cornfed Pig : Norman Rockwell, on acid.