Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
Ride the High School (1994)
Nancy Travis: Bernice
Quotes
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Deanna : I'm Deanna. What's your name?
Eric Duckman : Duckman. Duckman with a D, in fact, Ph.D., loveology. Perhaps you'd care to stay after class while I grade on your curves?
Bernice : [throws Duckman into a corner] You're pathetic. You've got kidney stones older than her.
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Bernice : [regarding Duckman staring tiredly at the TV] You'll have to excuse your father; he's been like that since ten o'clock last night. The cable company accidentally unscrambled the Bouncing Naked Flesh Channel for three seconds, and he's afraid to blink in case it happens again.
