- Mistress Nina: Okay, so you have some problems.
- Eric Duckman: With women, actually.
- Mistress Nina: You're not sexually active?
- Eric Duckman: I'm VERY sexually active!
- Mistress Nina: With another person.
- Eric Duckman: Oh, uh, no.
- Eric Duckman: Cornfed... do you think I'm attractive?
- Cornfed Pig: Sorry Duckman, I don't date people I work with.
- Eric Duckman: No, spam-for-brains, I mean do you think there's anything wrong with my bill.
- Cornfed Pig: You mean the fact that it curves to one side, the nostrils don't match, it's covered with nicotine stains, acne scars, varicose veins, and it whistles when you chew?... I mean, no, nothing I can see.