Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Psyche (1994)

Gregg Berger: Cornfed Pig, Bayou Bill

Quotes 

• Eric Duckman : Cornfed... do you think I'm attractive?

  Cornfed Pig : Sorry Duckman, I don't date people I work with.

  Eric Duckman : No, spam-for-brains, I mean do you think there's anything wrong with my bill.

  Cornfed Pig : You mean the fact that it curves to one side, the nostrils don't match, it's covered with nicotine stains, acne scars, varicose veins, and it whistles when you chew?... I mean, no, nothing I can see.