- Eric Duckman: I've written a play for King Chicken. And you're gonna help me perform it for him. Any questions?
- Charles: Yes. When does the English translation come out?
- Mambo: The only part of meet that feels uplifted is my stomach.
- Cornfed: Duckman, were you doing a soliloquy?
- Eric Duckman: No, I'm against drugs, Corny. I was just talking to myself.