Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Hamlet 2: This Time It's Personal (1997)

Jason Alexander: Eric Duckman

Quotes 

• Eric Duckman : What a tongue-shaped, urine-colored ass am I!

• Eric Duckman : Your idea of a medieval classic is Piscopo doing Sinatra!

• Eric Duckman : Alas, poor Yelnick. I knew him well. What a moron.

• Eric Duckman : I've written a play for King Chicken. And you're gonna help me perform it for him. Any questions?

  Charles : Yes. When does the English translation come out?

• Cornfed : Duckman, were you doing a soliloquy?

  Eric Duckman : No, I'm against drugs, Corny. I was just talking to myself.

• Eric Duckman : What a piece of crap is man!