Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure (1996)

Gregg Berger: Cornfed

Quotes 

• Duckman : This is where it happened Cornfed. This is where it all started to go very wrong.

  Cornfed : You mean by leaving an old lady unattended in the car while going in to get two baked buns with the keys in the ignition and the engine idling?

  Duckman : Shows what you know. They were steamed buns. Now if we can just get to the task at hand.

  [taking Gecko out of a bag] 

  Duckman : Okay Geko it's time to earn your Christmas bowl of water. Here's a piece of Grandma-ma's dress reeking of her tangy bouquet. He's got the scent Corny. Let's go!

• Duckman : [enters whistling jauntily, but notices everyone giving him a death stare]  Oh, that's great! Why don't we all just sit around and point fingers at one another trying desperately to figure out who's to blame?

  Cornfed , Bernice , Ajax , Charles (Character) , Mambo : *YOU'RE* TO BLAME!

  Duckman : OK, that was fun, though I was thinking you'd take a tad longer.