Eric Duckman: [each sentence is a clip from a previous episode] You long-haired, fat-bellied, goofy-tattooed, 60's throwback Village People wannabe biker freak! Mantra-chanting, incense-breathing, herb-sucking yahoos! Brainless, knuckle-dragging ball hogs! Cheese-eating, cocoa-guzzling yodelers! Thin-skinned, no-humored pansies! Dim-bulb melon head! Mindless pod people! The Magical Mystery Turd! Dancing Queen! Dipstick! Sushi sucker! Butt-head! What the hell are you staring at? What the hell are you staring at? What the hell are you staring at? What the hell are you staring at? What the hell are you staring at? What the hell are you staring at? What the hell are you staring at?