Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
Apocalypse Not (1996)
Nancy Travis: Bernice, Beatrice
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Quotes
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Eric Duckman : Bernice! Thank God you've come! I'm about to get eaten by space zombies!
Bernice : [to the rest of the family] There's nothing for us here, let's head back to the sewer.
Scientist : You idiot, we're scientists.
Eric Duckman : Oh... Well, I knew that. Obviously a space mutant would have to be some kind of a scientist.
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Cornfed Pig : [in the sewer, hearing a rumbling getting louder] That's either 800 tons of raging, destructive floodwater, or Rush Limbaugh on roller blades.
Bernice : Oh, will you STOP with your dry little pig jokes?
Cornfed Pig : Everyone thinks your butt is HUGE.