Dragnet 1967 (TV Series)

The Masked Bandits (1967)

Harry Morgan: Officer Bill Gannon

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• Officer Bill Gannon : [Gannon pulls a sandwich out of his coat pocket]  You want a bite?

  Sgt. Joe Friday : No thanks.

  Officer Bill Gannon : You sure?

  Sgt. Joe Friday : Sure.

  Officer Bill Gannon : [Gannon holds it up for Friday to see]  Corned beef, imported Swiss, lettuce, Russian dressing, cole slaw, kosher pickle, slice of tomato, mayonnaise, peanut butter, horseradish, and a little hot mustard.

  Sgt. Joe Friday : [Grimacing]  No thanks.

  Officer Bill Gannon : You're sure now, it's an awfully good sandwich.

  Sgt. Joe Friday : Sounds like a seven course meal.

  Officer Bill Gannon : Well, it is a little filling.

• Al Tucker : [Friday and Gannon are talking to the parole officer Al Tucker]  Yea, I missed dinner, guess I'd better get on home.

  Officer Bill Gannon : Don't rush off, I've got half a sandwich.

  Al Tucker : Yeah? What's in it?

  Officer Bill Gannon : Oh, you'll love it: corned beef, imported Swiss...

  Sgt. Joe Friday : [Friday suddenly decides to leave]  Good night, Bill.

  Officer Bill Gannon : ...lettuce, Russian dressing...

  Sgt. Joe Friday : Tuck, I'll see ya

  [He walks away] 

  Officer Bill Gannon : ...cole slaw, kosher pickle, slice of tomato...

  [end theme music begins playing] 

• Angie : Who remembers names? I wait on cars, not people. You can spot 'em, you know? Take a Buick. Always good for a tip. Little foreign cars, forget it. They stiff you every time. Can't get a nickel from them.

  Sgt. Joe Friday : Yes, ma'am. How many did you say were in the car?

  Angie : Two, I think... Yeah, one's a large Coke, the other one's a milkshake. Yeah, two.

  Officer Bill Gannon : Could you describe them?

  Angie : Oh, no. Kids all look alike. Like I said, one a Coke and the other one's a milkshake. That's it.

  Sgt. Joe Friday : When you took their order, did they say anything? Mention a name? Anything like that?

  Angie : One thing, maybe.

  Sgt. Joe Friday : Yes, ma'am?

  Angie : Well, they were kidding around, you know, and the Coke says to the milkshake, It's robbery, he says. Yeah, he says, Larry, she sure robbed the cradle when she married you. And the milkshake just laughs. Thought it was real funny.

  Officer Bill Gannon : Larry. Is that the name he used?

  Angie : Yeah, that's right. Larry. The Coke was kidding him about his wife. Claimed she looked more like his mother.