Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Pirate Planet: Part One (1978)

Andrew Robertson: Mr. Fibuli

Quotes 

• The Captain : Imbeciles! Fools! Thrice worse than incompetent idiots! What pernicious injury have you inflicted on my precious engines? Mr. Fibuli!

  Mr. Fibuli : Captain!

  The Captain : Are you trying to scuttle this planet?

• [the Captain is unimpressed with a mining report] 

  The Captain : Tah! Baubles! Baubles! Dross and baubles! We must find Visilium. We must find Madranite 1-5.

  Mr. Fibuli : Well, sir, we have located a new source.

  The Captain : Excellent, excellent.

  Mr. Fibuli : That's what caused the delay, Captain. We wanted to be absolutely certain. It's in an unexpected sector. Here, let me show you this chart.

  [the Captain glances at it, then tosses it aside] 

  The Captain : We'll mine it. Make immediate preparations.

  Mr. Fibuli : Well, there is something rather curious, Captain. Uh, here is a detailed description of the sector.

  The Captain : [angrily casts the document away]  I said, we'll mine it, Mr. Fibuli!

  Mr. Fibuli : But sir...

  The Captain : Make immediate preparations - NOW! - or I'll have your bones bleached!