Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Pirate Planet: Part One (1978)

Tom Baker: Doctor Who

Quotes 

• K9 : Suggest you allow Mistress to make contact.

  The Doctor : Nonsense! Making contact with an alien race is an immensely skilled operation. It calls for tact and exper... What would SHE know about it?

  Romana : [in background making contact]  Hello. Excuse me...

  K9 : She is prettier than you, Master.

  The Doctor : [nonplussed]  Is she?

• The Doctor : I am perfectly capable of admitting when I'm wrong!

  Romana : Oh!

  The Doctor : Yes! Only this time, I wasn't.

• The Doctor : Well, according to these space-time coordinates, we have arrived at precisely the right point in space at precisely the right time.

  Romana : Yes, I know.

  The Doctor : But to the wrong planet.

  Romana : What?

  The Doctor : This isn't Calufrax.

  Romana : Then where are we?

  The Doctor : I haven't got the faintest idea.

• The Doctor : [checking out pavement rubble]  Extraordinary! The place is littered with them. Diamonds, Andromedan bloodstones, gravel, more diamonds... Don't they have street sweepers here?

• The Doctor : [butting in on a family problem]  Excuse me. Are you sure this planet's meant to be here?

• The Doctor : Oh, no!

  Romana : What?

  The Doctor : How paralyzingly dull, boring and tedious!

  Romana : Oh, our next destination?

  The Doctor : Yes. Calufrax.