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The Happiness Patrol: Part One
Doctor Who
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Priscilla P
: [
to the Doctor
] This isn't a prison, but cross that line and you're a dead man.
Helen A
: Did you hear about the killjoy who won an outing with the Happiness Patrol? He was tickled to death.
Harold V
: There are three ways of disappearing on Terra Alpha: The Late Show with the Forum, a visit to the Kandy Kitchen... something else.
Ace
: What sort of something else?
Harold V
: I don't know exactly. Rumor has it that Helen A favors the firing squad.
Joseph C
: It says here you have been found guilty of an ostentatious display of public grief? Oh, dear, dear, dear.
The Doctor
: You must be a musician.
Earl Sigma
: Sort of.
The Doctor
: Your timing's good.
The Kandyman
: I like my volunteers to die with smiles on their faces.
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