- Willis Jackson: Arnold, didn't I teach you how to fight? Last year you were dancing around like Muhammad Ali.
- Arnold Jackson: Yeah, but I was boxing like Howard Cosell!
- Mr. Kim: Here in our school, Mr. Drummond, we teach Korean karate, tae-kwon-do. That means the art of hand and foot.
- Arnold Jackson: Too bad you don't teach the art of hit and run!