The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Uncle George (1963)

Bill Idelson: Herman Glimscher

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : Herman, I wanna give you this straight: we brought your mother here to introduce her to a man.

  Herman Glimscher : A man?

  Sally Rogers : Mm.

  Herman Glimscher : Who?

  Laura Petrie : Well, it's Rob's Uncle George. He's visiting here form Danville and he wanted to meet some nice lady.

  Sally Rogers : And we couldn't find any, so we invited your mother.

• Herman Glimscher : Please, please, keep your voices down.

  Rob Petrie : Are we shouting?

  Herman Glimscher : No, but Mother's got marvelous ears. She hears everything.

  Sally Rogers : Mm, I think she's got transistors in her teeth.