The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Three Letters from One Wife (1964)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : Hey, you know something? Mel is so bald, the other day in the supermarket, a woman started squeezing his bald head to see if it was ripe.

  Sally Rogers : What's that got to do with this?

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, nothing. My mind wandered.

• Rob Petrie : Wish me luck. I'm goin' to Alan's office.

  Sally Rogers : Okay.

  Buddy Sorrell : I'll go with ya. I'll wait in the hall and be your lookout.

  Rob Petrie : Look, I'm not gonna steal the letters. I gonna tell Alan the truth.

  Buddy Sorrell : I'll still go along.

  Sally Rogers : Look, if he's gonna tell the truth, he doesn't need a lookout.

  Buddy Sorrell : Sure, he does. I'll stand out there, and when Alan throws him out the window, I'll yell, "LOOKOUT!"

• Sally Rogers : [having read Rob's documentary script for Alan]  Look, Rob, it's a beautiful piece of writing - it really is - but you know Alan. If he doesn't have a laugh every ten seconds, he calls the cops and has the audience arrested.