The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart (1966)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : [about Mel] Well, we gotta make him feel appreciated, make him feel wanted.
Buddy Sorrell : Why don't we put his picture in the post office?
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Sally Rogers : Now, you think of some of Mel's good points.
Buddy Sorrell : He only got one good point, and if he wears a hat, nobody'll notice it.
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Mel Cooley : Yesterday, you saw why a producer goes gray before his time... or loses his hair.
Buddy Sorrell : Oh, I didn't say anything.
Mel Cooley : Yeah, I know. I appreciate your restraint.
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Buddy Sorrell : Boy, it looks like Mel's got a big problem.
Sally Rogers : No, I don't think so. I think he just gave it to Rob.
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Rob Petrie : I'll pretend like I'm tyin' my shoelace.
Buddy Sorrell : Wait, you're wearin' loafers.
Rob Petrie : That's why I have to pretend.
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Sally Rogers : Do you know what you are?
Buddy Sorrell : Yes, but I've learned to live with it.
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Rob Petrie : That's why you need Mel.
Alan Brady : Why, because he's a drudge?
Rob Petrie : Right.
Alan Brady : A sniveling coward?
Rob Petrie : Right.
Alan Brady : A brainless idiot?
Rob Petrie : Right.
Buddy Sorrell : So far, I coulda done this.
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Alan Brady : You guys make me feel like Captain Bligh. You really want Mel back Mr. Christian?
Rob Petrie : Yes.
Buddy Sorrell : So does Mr. Jewish.
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Rob Petrie : You don't give yourself enough credit. Sally and I know what you've done for that show, well Buddy too.
Buddy Sorrell : Sure, but we love you anyway.