The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra (1962)

Eleanor Audley: Mrs. Billings

Quotes 

• Mrs. Billings : And now that you're head of the whole show, what can we do to make your job easy?

  Rob Petrie : Impeach me.

• Mrs. Billings : Oh, Mr. Petrie, I saw your show the other night.

  Rob Petrie : Oh, thank you very much.

  Mrs. Billings : Well, you can't win them all, can you.

  Rob Petrie : I'm sorry.

  Mrs. Billings : Oh, I don't blame you, Mr. Petrie. I could have turned it off. My husband said, "Why don't you turn it off?" and I said "No, it's going to get better.", but it didn't, did it?