The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Racy Tracy Rattigan (1963)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Tracy, this is Laura, my wife.
Tracy Rattigan : Is this foul news the truth?
Laura Petrie : That's right. I'm his husband.
Rob Petrie : She means I'm her wife.
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Laura Petrie : You DID give him the right directions, I hope.
Rob Petrie : Yeah. East Side Highway, Browns River Parkway, you know.
Laura Petrie : Darling, why didn't you tell him to take the West Side Highway? It's much more direct.
Rob Petrie : Yeah, but the East Side Highway is ten minutes faster.
Laura Petrie : Yeah, but twice as devious. There's much more chance he'll get lost.
Rob Petrie : [laughing] Yeah, I know that.
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Laura Petrie : Look, Tracy Rattigan is the star of The Alan Brady Show; you are his head writer; you have no choice but to try to make his two weeks on the show as pleasant and uneventful as possible.