- Freddie Helper: Say, your dad sure has a lot of freckles.
- Ritchie Petrie: Only on his back. The rest of 'im is clean.
- Laura Petrie: They got a picture.
- Rob Petrie: A picture? What of?
- Laura Petrie: The Liberty Bell.
- Rob Petrie: The famous one?
- Laura Petrie: A dead ringer.
- Mel Cooley: Mother Nature never shocks me.
- Buddy Sorrell: Oh, it sure must have shocked your father and mother.
- Millie Helper: [reading] "In India, a prince has a tree in his backyard that cries."
- Laura Petrie: Well, that's ODD, I guess.
- Millie Helper: But TRUE.
- Rob Petrie: And sad. It's-it's hard to cheer up a tree.
- [last lines]
- Rob Petrie: Well, Millie, we found an even better Odd But True.
- Millie Helper: Oh, another one? You DID? You're kidding. Can I share in it?
- Laura Petrie: Yeah. Yeah, you can, but Rob and I are gonna be the submitters.
- Millie Helper: Oh, I don't care, I don't care. What is it?
- Rob Petrie: Well, we found a woman right here in New Rochelle who nobody talked to for the rest of her life.
- Millie Helper: WOW! Who is she? Hey, where'd you find her? Did you tell them about her? Rob! Laura! Laura, why don't you answer me?
- [Millie realizes it's her]
- Buddy Sorrell: [getting his portion of a donut] You got the big piece.
- Sally Rogers: Yeah, but you got most of the jelly.
- Buddy Sorrell: I didn't buy jelly donuts.
- Sally Rogers: Uh-oh. Ugh.
- Buddy Sorrell: Maybe I oughta change bakeries.
- Sally Rogers: I think you better, yeah.
- Rob Petrie: Hi, gang.
- Sally Rogers: Well, there he is, the fabulous Mr. Freckle.
- Rob Petrie: No more back talk, please.
- Rob Petrie: [in regards to submitting his back to Odd But True] You guys think I ought to do this?
- Buddy Sorrell: Gee, I'd do it, but my wife, Pickles, is kind of odd, but she's too odd to be true.
- [an applicant enters the Odd But True office claiming to have walked all the way from Buffalo, New York, on his hands]
- Rob Petrie: You think he actually walked all the way.
- Laura Petrie: I don't know. I'd like to know how he opened the door.