The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

October Eve (1964)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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Quotes 

• Sergei Carpetna : [introducing himself]  Sergei Carpetna.

  Rob Petrie : Oh, you're... oh, you're the, uh, perpetrator of this painting, huh?

  Sergei Carpetna : Well, I've never heard it quite expressed that way, but I guess I am, yes.

• Rob Petrie : It'd be a crime to destroy a beautiful painting like that. It would also be a crime to deprive you of the money you've struggled so hard to earn with your work.

  Sergei Carpetna : That was a very good sentence. Come on, come on. Continue, continue.

• Rob Petrie : [trying to figure how Sally's phone call upset Laura]  Honey, there... nothing the matter with you? Are you...? You're not gonna have another...

  Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob! Would Sally call and tell me THAT?

• Sergei Carpetna : I've already had three offers for it.

  Rob Petrie : Three?

  Sergei Carpetna : Mm hmm. There's a South American millionaire, wants it for his mansion on top of a mountain in Brazil.

  Rob Petrie : That's a wonderful place for it.