Rob Petrie: Hey, there's a transom over that door. If it was open, we could crawl through it.
Laura Petrie: Rob, that's burglary.
Rob Petrie: Not technically, honey. We're taking back something we gave Alan. The worst they can call us is Indian givers.
Sally Rogers: Well, anything's better than being called unemployed.
Rob Petrie: Honey, it won't hurt if we just go up there and take a look at the door.
Sally Rogers: Yeah, yeah, Rob. Let's-let's go take a look at the door.
Laura Petrie: Oh, Rob, I don't like it.
Buddy Sorrell: What do you mean you don't like it? You didn't even see it. It's a great door.
Laura Petrie: What about the play?
Sally Rogers: Laura, this is the play-- Three writers in search of their job. Come on, guys.
Rob Petrie: Honey, we're just going to take a look at the door. We'll be back in a few minutes.
Laura Petrie: No, no, I'm going too.
Rob Petrie: Well, there's no need to.
Laura Petrie: Yes, there is, Rob. If you going to do something illegal, I'm going to be there to see you don't get into trouble.