The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
My Husband Is a Check-Grabber (1963)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Oh, no. Don't tell me we're gonna have another one of those arguments where I have to guess what it is.
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Rob Petrie : A little nippy out tonight.
[Laura refuses to answer]
Rob Petrie : A little nippy IN tonight.
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Rob Petrie : Uh, Honey, the, uh, mortgage payment is due tomorrow. Is it all right if I pay it?
Laura Petrie : Why do yo ask?
Rob Petrie : Oh, well, I didn't want you to think I wanted the bank to fall in love with me.
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Rob Petrie : Boy, you give a woman her own way and she'll start chipping away at your faults, one by one, and the first thing you know, you're perfect!
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Jerry Helper : Say, uh, Rob, does Laura really have a headache or is she mad at you?
Rob Petrie : Both, and how did you know?
Jerry Helper : Just wishful thinkin'.
Rob Petrie : Whadda you mean "wishful thinking?" You want Laura to be mad at me?
Jerry Helper : Sure. Millie's mad at me, and I hate to think I've got the only rotten marriage in the neighborhood.
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Rob Petrie : If people are gonna like you, they're gonna like you whether you give them anything or not.
Ritchie Petrie : I never gave Ellen anything.
Rob Petrie : That's right. Ellen likes you, doesn't she?
Ritchie Petrie : No... She loves me. She wants to marry me.
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Rob Petrie : When women go to lunch, nobody picks up the check.
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Ritchie Petrie : Can I have my breakfast?
Rob Petrie : You sure can. What do you want? How about eggs?
Ritchie Petrie : A banana.
Rob Petrie : A banana? Okay, but why a banana?
Ritchie Petrie : That's the only thing you cook as good as mommy.