The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
I'm No Henry Walden (1963)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Mrs. Huntington : Mr. and Mrs. Petrof, I am Mrs. Huntington, your hostess. Come, I want you to meet some of my very dear friends. People, I want you to meet Mr. and Mrs. William Petrof.
Rob Petrie : Petrie.
Mrs. Huntington : Oh, yes. You pronounce that Petrof, don't you?
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Mrs. Huntington : Mr. and Mrs. William Petrof.
Rob Petrie : [correcting] Petrie.
Mrs. Huntington : Oh, I'll never get that straight. Suppose I just call you, uh... Bill?
Rob Petrie : [correcting] Rob.
Mrs. Huntington : Bill and Rob! That's so much easier, of course.
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Rob Petrie : [to Laura, realizing no one knows who they are] You still, uh, think we belong here, "Rob?"
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Mrs. Venetia Fellows : Hasn't he a marvelous mind?
Rob Petrie : Marvelous.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : He has the gift and the ability to say things that, uh, uh... uh...
Rob Petrie : Well, uh, uh, seem vague but are in reality meaningless.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : Ah, yes!
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Mrs. Huntington : Couldn't I just call you Bill?
Rob Petrie : Why don't... Why don't you just call me Rob?
Mrs. Huntington : Oh, I apologize, Bob.
Rob Petrie : [correcting] No, that's Rob - Rob Petrof.
Rob Petrie : [correcting himself] PETRIE!
Mrs. Huntington : [to Mr. Walden] Now, you see, Henry? No one can say that name.
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Rob Petrie : Thank you very much but I know very little about the, uh, early history of American humor.
Buddy Sorrell : Don't look at me. I don't even know the name of Paul Revere's horse.
Sally Rogers : Chicken, son of Flicka.
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Mrs. Huntington : [continuing to mis-introduce Rob and Laura to other guests] And, then, this is Vonitia Fellows. Uh, uh, Bill and Rob Petrof.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : [shaking Rob's hand] Bill.
Rob Petrie : [correcting] Rob.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : [shaking Laura's hand] Rob.
Laura Petrie : [correcting] Laura.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : [correcting] Vonitia.