The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

A Farewell to Writing (1965)

Guy Raymond: Horace

Quotes 

• Horace : Take the couple up at the top of the hill, Lola and Francine Shrank. "Artists." Huh! Trouble-makers, that's what they are.

  Rob Petrie : Well, what do they do?

  Horace : Every year they come into town and break up our square dance.

  Rob Petrie : Well, how do they do that?

  Horace : They're nudists. It's a darn shame, too. Good dancers.